Tuesday, July 29, 2008

"Shaken Berry-Pickers Report Sasquatch Sighting...

. . . in Ontario, Canada, Woods"

An excerpt from the story follows:
Those who believe in the infamous hairy giant say he could be roaming the woods from California, up the West Coast, and across Canada, the CBC reported. Skeptics say concrete evidence such as skulls or bones has never been found, and footprints or photographs could be altered.

Sily skeptics, of course no one has ever found skulls or bones, Sasquatch is still alive. Just read about it in this article. You know, sometimes they just make it too easy.

For those of you who may have thought, "Egads, Joia and Keenan are also in the woods of Ontario, Canada. They could be in grave danger," do not fear, Bigfoot is a long way away from them (approximately 1800 kilometers, see map below). You can get the full story here or the abreviated version here if the link to the full version is not working.

Point A is approx where Sasquatch was last seen, point B is
approx where Joia and Keenan are at with the family.

Thanks to Dr. Ramage for inspiring this post. The poor guy found out today that Quebec is double the size of Texas. Ouch.


Anonymous said...

You are a funny guy Philip!

Heather said...

Hahaha. Perhaps similar to the ouch I got when I was told California has a greater population than all of Canada :P