Some of you may have seen these already. I just came across them for the first time today and thought they were too funny not to post.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that ok? Neil
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. Ruth M.
Dear God, In Bible times did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer
Dear God, I am American, what are you? Robert
Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy. Joyce
Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nan
Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter - There is nothing good in there now. Ginny
Dear God, If you watch in church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. Mickey D.
Dear God, If we come back as something please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. Denise
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love, Chris
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set. Raphael
Dear God, We read that Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. Sincerely, Donna
Dear God, If you didn't let the dinasour go extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing. Jonathan
Dear God, Please send Denise Clark to a different camp this year. Peter
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Able would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. Larry